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Natasha Presents: You Should Buy This
Now, I know you have come to this blog for my absolute, unfettered, unbiased and sponsor-free opinions on things, and to that I say: PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY I WILL WRITE GOOD THINGS ABOUT YOUR PRODUCTS JUST GIVE ME SOME MONEY PLEEEEEASSEEE.
This week, I think you should buy this:
I love Phoebe Robinson. I love her enough to listen to her talk about how awesome Bono is, and let me tell you that is a lot of love. She hosts a weekly podcast called Two Dope Queens with Jessica Williams, and sometimes I wish I could peek my tiny little white girl head in between the two of them and say, ‘Hey, look at us! We are all confident black women comedians together in an awesome team’.
And then they would obviously say, ‘BICH GET YOUR WHITE ASS THE FUCK OUTTA HERE’ and then Phoebe would drop an n-word joke*.
You know what, that’s cool, I am ok with that. But you know for damn sure I wouldn’t ask to touch her hair on my sullied sulk off-stage.
You can pre-order it on Amazon now (I know they are not the nicest company) or ask one of your local bookstore to grab that shit for you.
Go spend your hard-earned money ya biches, you deserve it!
*I am not racist, this was a bit in a recent podcast episode. #notracist
ps. If you think this post is sponsored/I make money off of this shit, hunty please.